Wednesday, 26 June 2013

The Trends on Wednesday: Raffia and Clothing

Designers from Carven to Topshop are working wicker magic!

2013 trends have referenced a respectable arsenal of past decades with graphic checks and mini skirts from the 60s, just about everything from the 90s and now, with weaving craftily slipped into the mix, could this be an unexpected homage to the handicrafts-inspired looks of the 70s? From raffia shorts at Carven to basket woven dresses and bodices at Dolce & Gabbana, fashion's new take on the trend incorporates bright colour and quirky fringe detailing, for a contemporary, directional look.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Cosmetic Cassette Tapes

My couture-copying quest took a back seat this week, in favour of some retro recycling.

Annoying Facebook Girl says: OMG!!! I totally miss the 90s!

Annoying Facebook Girl was born in 1999.

As an adult in the twilight of my twenties and almost double the median teen age, it's hard to accept the 90s as being more than ten years ago and harder to imagine them as being treated as history, where the way of life can only really be regaled anecdotally, rather than tangibly lived. So much has changed. Realistically, how many teens, for example can imagine either having to pay over the odds for the convenience of a CD or having to couple time with trial and error to find the right song on a cassette tape (since you ask, it took 15 seconds' rewinding time for a 3-minute song on my dad's car stereo - booyah!), never mind having the luxury of downloading it. As for mp3s that, too, would be but a glint in overzealous scientists' eyes until the end of the decade (one more for the road: It was 26th October 1998 in the UK, when Nightnurse became the first band to release a single on mp3) You also graciously sucked up what came to the proverbial table when it came to entertainment. Dearly priced, charged-by-the-minute dial-up internet didn't provide the most auspicious climate for the great music-streaming phenomenon we know and love today, nor for the freedom of choice that came with it. We had to tolerate whatever slop was broadcast by TV and radio and, with the latter 90s being monopolised by girlbands, boybands and repetitive permutations of dance music, that was a bind. It also effectively failed to justify the defensive cliché "well, if you don't like it, don't listen to it" to anyone who wished to turn on a radio or, indeed, leave the house. If anything, it created a deep-rooted appreciation for the freedom of choice I have now. Symphonic metal is couture, boybands are ready-to-wear, or probably market stall fodder - and I don't mean in terms of value for money!

Of course, the 90s weren't all bad and not altogether devoid of cues future generations can take. I'd rather vast chunks of today's teen population were looking after tamagotchis than babies and that journalism still carried a decent amount of monetary value. I also, in a way, always preferred the modest, unassuming mentality of grunge to the zeitgeist of glamour and celebrity society indiscriminately embraces today; Call me old-fashioned but I'd rather look like a hobo than be slathered with tangerine tan and a blitz of vajazzle diamantés!

The stand-out cult of the decade for me would be Beanie Babies: Great fun for throwing at people, most boring topic of conversation ever! Yes, the 90s was the decade that millions of budding antique dealers debated the values of "Special Edition" bean bag soft toys and how best to preserve them. How I guffaw to imagine them putting in special guest appearances on Cash In The Attic, much more so to think that the late, great Princess Diana is being immortalised, not by precious metals nor lovingly hand crafted heraldry, but by a special purple memorial Beanie Baby - provided you keep the tag intact!

You will need...

N.B. My scale model hinges were from Ebay and measured about 7 x 14mm

The wood-carving knives I used were from this set



The anatomy of a cassette tape makes this a super-simple, intuitive exercise, however, working some of your makeup loose can require careful skill or brute force, depending on the container.


An hour or so, tops 2 hours if you have bad luck detaching your makeup palettes.

Red hot tape...

Your cassette tape may be held together by screws or by internal plastic rivets, depending on its age and manufacturer. If it has the latter, you'll need a wood-carving knife to prise it open...

...If it has screws you'll need a jeweller's screwdriver with a crossed, Phillips-style tip.

Use your wood knife to cut and scoop out all the debris, including any catches that hold it together, and to flatten the inside as much as you can. In amongst the tape's "guts" you will find a - hopefully transparent - sheet that helped to hold the reels in place during your tape's previous life. Keep it - you'll need it soon.

Depending on how tough the packaging is and how strong a glue has been used, scoop out your makeup pieces with your scalpel or wood knife. This may require time and care if you need to tease it out from along the sides. Try not to slip and cause your knife to plunge into your makeup, making it into powder and creating mess. I managed to do it a few times but my point is to take your time here; more haste, less useable eye shadow!

Apply super glue generously to the flat parts of your hinges, not directly onto your tape. Try to stick them as symmetrically as possible.

The transparent sheet you sensibly refused to discard earlier can now be used as a protective "window" for the cassette tape's contents. Glue it in place inside the open areas.

Finally, glue your makeup in place. It should be flat enough for the tape to close properly.

Hint: Maybe you want to hold onto the tape's label. Maybe you don't have or use a cassette player any more but you're looking for a cool. stylish way to honour the memory of your old favourite song which screams rock chick with a rebel yell that can be heard all the way back to Woodstock, or whatever's in its place. On the other hand, a possible reason you're dissecting the cassette tape is that you've no use for the storybook soundtrack that you were given for your 3rd birthday, or the shame song you recorded off the radio back in the day. You're about to create a masterpiece accessory but the damning evidence is still there, labelling the tape, like a testament of disgrace for your misspent youth. In which case, a good old-fashioned scrub with nail polish remover should remove all printed ink and even stubborn glue from stickers.

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

The Trends on Wednesday: Welly Made - A Festival Fashion Special

Chic Cheat gives you the wellies for stand-out festival style...

With the festival season in full fabulous swing - complete with the perennial quirks of the infamous British weather - I've looked to the wardrobe essential that never goes out of fashion: The humble wellington boot! No surprises, then, that all parties concerned at fashion camp have got in on the act, from studs and neons  to heritage check - and everything you dare to dream of in between. I chose six personal favourites to catalogue and advise on how to replicate for this entry.

Festival Style? Check!

A simple one here, all you need are some clear boots - preferably open, laced ones so that you can get to the whole interior easily - some fabric and come craft mount to stick it to the inside. Rule of thumb is that they'll take a battering in the weather conditions and party high-jinx, so I wouldn't recommend sticking your fabric to the outside because it just won't be strong enough.

Beau bows

Tie in some feminine flourish with your festival gear by adding a bow to your boots. You can pierce eyelet holes in place and thread some ribbon through (preferably something strong like grosgrain) or you can cut away some of the original rubber, make a strip and secure it in place. If the above picture is the look you're going for then maybe (I've yet to try and confirm this method, just to break with Chic Cheat tradition) burn the edges with a small heat source like a lighter to finish them. Also, rather than relying on glue, you'd be better off attaching your bow with a firm connector, like a staple or a stud, which reminds me...

A "Studdy" in DIY Festival chic

This one's fairly self-explanatory; all you need to do is attach some studs wherever your heart and creative vision desires (yes, within the surface area of the boot, pedant!). If the above Valentino creation is the look you're going for, either use some black pyramid studs or some standard metallic ones and spray your boots with black enamel paint.


True glitz

The principle for this is very much the same as the one for the DIY check boots, only there's slightly more to it. Simply take your transparent boots, paint the interiors with glitter glue and then with black fabric paint, then spray them with black enamel paint for perfectly even coverage.

Go with the Fluoro

Looking at these fluorescent strapped wellies from Hunter and liking what you see? Then invest in some sets of kilt straps, neon enamel spray paint (This just in: They do UV-reactive ones!) and some studs or staples to anchor your straps in place.

How will you be giving your wardrobe some welly for the festival season?

Monday, 17 June 2013

From a different bangle - How to DIY a Roger Vivier wooden cuff

My latest DIY project was off the cuff!

For this entry I boldly declare: Viva Vivier! Roger Vivier's faceted wooden cuffs inspired me, as a departure from my usual D.I.Y. embellishment fare, to take on a spot of sculpting. Incidentally, it was shoes to which Vivier most famously applied his elegant, sculptural vision. In fact, he invented the steel rod-supported stiletto heels we know, love and covet (and that shoe fetishists and fashion historians alike surely kneel before in reverence!). Speaking of desire, such tapering, tottering heels did exist as far back as the 18th century in fetish art but it would take the genius of Vivier to see their statuesque appeal and revive it from a dark art form into an opulent fashion accessory in 1954 (does that remind you of anyone, Mr. Gaultier?). His use of fine fabrics and lavish embellishment earned him comparisons with rococo French artist, Jean-Honoré Fragonard, while his fabulous take on historical pastiche can be perfectly summed up by the pilgrim-inspired court shoes he designed, which Catherine Deneuve wore in the film, Belle de Jour.

Have you got Deneuve?


Roger Vivier is an overlooked revolutionary of fashion, by mainstream standards, but the label's still got it - hence why I thought I'd borrow some for my crafty homage.

You will need...

A wooden bangle - the chunkier the better. I picked mine up from a charity shop for about £1

A wood carving knife set

Pack of 8 basic nail files (£1 from Boots)

Dark felt tip pen - preferably one with a fairly fine nib



I found it straightforward but unexpectedly time-consuming. I've got a steady hand and decades of crafting experience but I had never carved wood before working on this entry, so I'm leaning towards the notion that it should be as easy for me as it is for anyone.


12 hours

Carve out a path of plagiarist perfection:

Use your pen to draft out an angular pattern for cutting.

Work through each shape one-by-one. Using your wood knife with the rounded edge (most good sets will have one or an equivalent) to chip away from the line inwards, in order to flatten the area and get rid of the curve of the bracelet. Make sure you cut with the flat side down and the blade facing away from you to avoid many a painful accident (of which I speak from painful experience!).

Once you have carved out an area, use the wide, flat bladed wood knife (the one that looks a bit like a wooden handled scalpel) to smooth the area by scraping it back and forth.

Using a nail file afterwards can add an even smoother finish.

Repeat this process with the rest of your marked out areas. Make sure you flatten them as much as possible to make the edges nice and angular and get rid of the convex curve of the original bangle.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

The Trends on Wednesday: Blues rock!

Once again repeating the colour palettes of yester-nineties in perfect chronological order, fashion has dubbed cool tones of aquatic blue a key trend for the summer. Design studios from Marc by Marc Jacobs to Topshop have added splashes of colour in oceanic turquoise, electric blue and ultramarine fabrics to weave the perfect summer dream of tropical seas (as opposed to lashings of stifling rain, or so we can always hope!).This blue colour scheme is a key look, not just for the season but in the loud-quiet-loud eclecticism of fashion as a whole, with a broad range of tones and an idyllic quality to contrast with the zesty neon and citrus hues that have taken centre sartorial stage.

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Of Jersey And Geometry - How to DIY a Kenzo panelled hoodie

Spring/summer '13 fashion has got in the mix with clashing prints and collage - and Kenzo's hoodie's no exception!

The mix and match trend is currently huge, from high street to haute couture atelier, which is great news for recycling crafters who are looking to give their old patterned clothing a new lease of life. I chose Kenzo's geometric hoodie to replicate because I happen to live in a charity shopping capital and stumbled across countless cheap jersey tops. I also found a super comfortable ski hoodie as a base, which would surely cement my creation for this entry a year-round wardrobe essential (being in cold, grey England). I don't want to give the ending away but let's just say this quixotic mix was the perfect match!



Simple, in principle, but the sewing part can get fiddly and the parts you have to do by hand can be time-consuming.


10-12 hours

You will need...

Also, a sewing machine, scissors, needle and thread

"Sew" let it be...

Mark out exactly where you want your boundaries to be, cut your jersey pieces accordingly and pin them in place, folding them back on themselves around the edges so that they aren't raw and capable of fraying. Machine stitch your pieces in place along the edges. You will need to hand stitch around the hard-to-reach places, such as the sleeves and pockets, if there are any, and for that I'd recommend a simple slip stitch. 

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

The Trends on Wednesday: A Whole Lotta Hologram

This week, I thought I'd tie in trends with DIY ideas, in part because production has been slack on the tutorial front as of late, thanks to busy schedule issues, and in part because I thought I'd make hay while the sun shines - along with holographic clutch bags - and drop some hints on how to give a bag or clear plastic box a new lease of life with some foil, some craft mount and a dream! There are 2 ways of approaching it; you can stick some iridescent foil to the inside of a clear box or purse or you can cover a bag with iridescent metallic fabric, which is generally stretchy and super cheap to buy. Both methods are quick, easy and stand next to no chance of breaking the bank.